This is one job I definitely don't want

I wonder who'll draw the short straw on this one - the obstetrician or the husband? I sure as hell wouldn't want to tell a pregnant woman she's a little on the chubby side. Terming it a "serious public health time bomb" is hardly helping.

The taming of the beauty queen.

Pearls of wisdom from Amitabh Bachchan. It turns out Aishwarya Rai is 'domesticated', which must be quite a relief. The last thing you want is one of those feral girls who go around pooping on your expensive carpet and attacking the neighbours.

A man of his word

Well I promised Kris I'd blog by the end of the night, and being a man of my word, I only missed my deadline by 33 minutes, so I'll consider that a promise sorta kept.

Um, what else...I've been busy so I haven't blogged as much as I'd have liked to. I did learn something while I was away though - if you're an aspiring blogger, don't read Scott Adams's blog. There is no way one feels like blogging after watching a true master at work. That is sadly one of the main reasons I've been away for so long, wallowing in a pit of despair as Adams continues to churn out masterpiece after masterpiece. DAMN YOU, SCOTT!