The luuurve boat

Rich and lonely? Too many uggos on Shaadi.com/Orkut/MySpace/Hi5/Friendster/Bebo? Perhaps you should consider a trip to China, where lonely millionaires are trying to find the brides of their dreams on a river cruise. However, if you're male and want to get on the Love Boat, as some literary mavericks have christened it, you must have at least US$25 million in assets. And it's only fair - rich people have had a hard life, and deserve a break once in a while, as this young(?) man explains:

"I often find pretty women on the street, but many of the women I meet in person are not the kind to win husbands...appearance is most important to me."

Well said, sir. As an engineer, I know all too well the paucity of hotties in the workplace, and I imagine it must be even tougher for you. It's hard enough being rich, with a fast car and a degree from an Ivy League school without having to actually talk to good-looking women on the street. Peasants such as myself, with our social skills and "co-ed schools", have had it far too easy for too long, and it's time someone did something about it! More power to you, sir. I truly hope you find the gold-digger of your dreams.