Not only am I sad to see the Czech Republic make an early exit from a tournament in which they promised so much, I'm dreading the headlines tomorrow morning. Brace yourself for awful puns involving Czechs and bouncing.
"Czechs Bounced"
"Bouncing Czechs Bow Out"
"Czech This - They're Out"
"Czech Mate" (this would have been even better if they had played Australia)
"How many Italians Does it Take to Bounce a Czech?"
"United States...Czech. Ghana...Czech. Italy....Czech. Early exit...Czech"
"Bruckner to Team: Let me See you Bounce"
Okay, I'm no better than those hacks over at Reuters and Soccernet. Don't judge me.
"Czechs Bounced"
"Bouncing Czechs Bow Out"
"Czech This - They're Out"
"Czech Mate" (this would have been even better if they had played Australia)
"How many Italians Does it Take to Bounce a Czech?"
"United States...Czech. Ghana...Czech. Italy....Czech. Early exit...Czech"
"Bruckner to Team: Let me See you Bounce"
Okay, I'm no better than those hacks over at Reuters and Soccernet. Don't judge me.
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