British army demotes goat

No, really. They've come a long way from the days of the Raj, I'll tell you that much. Apparently goats aren't as obedient as humans. You learn something new every day I guess, like when the English football team discovered that summer is indeed warmer than winter. 30 degrees? Where I come from, we get the woollens out if the mercury drops below 35. Cry babies.

Also posted on India Uncut.